
You read that right, we are still alive! And I brought pictures! This, for example, is the sign of our hostel, five minutes walking distance from Amsterdam Centraal. We arrived around 21:30, put our stuff away (yeah, obviously this picture was not taken at the beginning, I am tweaking the photo love story just a bit ^^ ) and went out to explore the area. Two young women on their own, in a foreign city, late at night. We are badasses!
One of these cats is not fake.


After exploring, we put ourselves into a sweet little pub and tried Dutch beer and stuff. I was raised in a barn and drink straight from the bottle. ^^
That on the left is my friend Andrea, whom I cannot thank enough for forcing me to go on that trip with her. (She guilt-tripped me.) I figured since I look weird on pictures anyway, might just as well have some fun.

The BF, as I discovered at some point, had smuggled Duck into my luggage. I found Duck in an Oxfam store years ago, and brought her home saying, "I am not sure, but I think that is a duck." We take her everywhere, and she is quite adventurous! She likes beer.
Of course you all know that Heineken is not the only Dutch beer. (We did not try them all.)
Our beds. The hostel was very clean, the people were really friendly, only the beds were extremely uncomfortable. In the end we were so tired each night that we slept anyway.

And this is what I looked like exploring the city. That hat is ridiculous, right? I inherited my "no hat head" from my mother's mother. Once when she was trying on hats for a big occasion, after two hours the store guy exclaimed in exasperation, "Dear Lady, you have no head!" To which my grandma replied, "If I have no head, I need no hat. Goodbye."

Some impressions from our first trip all over town. It was like, -13°C outside. Very sunny, though. Any of you know that guy?
Breakfast at a small café.
And more impressions.
We so wanted to try those cakes! But alas, we are poor... They're really cute, right?
This one was at Albert-Cuyp Market. One of Amsterdam's street markets. It was not as busy as usual, thanks to the temperatures. We mainly went looking for fabric, since Andrea has plans to make herself the Marilyn dress. You know which one. White and shiny.

Duck helped us find the perfect fabric.


Lunch break at another small café - really fresh peppermint tea, and we had "vleeskroket broodjes" to go with that. I love Dutch fastfood, it's the best in the world! Okay, maybe I am only saying that because I was raised on this stuff.

Short break at the hostel, and then our former colleague and friend Gail, who moved to Amsterdam some time ago, called and we decided to meet for some sightseeing in "De Jordaan".
This was at the "Begijnenhoof". "Begijnen" were religious women who lived together without men and did good deeds. No, they were not nuns. And as you can see, Duck lacks respect.

Usually THE THING TO DO when you go to Amsterdam is a boat tour on the "grachten". Well, there were 10cm of ice on the water, so no boats. But we walked on water. I told you, badasses. ^^

Afterwards there was cake. Decent cheesecake (mine is better) and terrific chocolate cake with nuts. We shared.
By the way, at some point during the weekend the automatic focus died on me, that is why there are not as many pictures as I would have liked to show you. I am not that good with manual focussing. Tried it for the first time last weekend. What can I say? Giving me that cam is like shooting sparrows with cannons. Saturday night we had dinner at the hostel (they had fridges and a microwave), we got usual Dutch food at a grocery store. Not the healthiest stuff in the world, but lots of fond memories for me, and I guess Andrea liked it as well. And afterwards we went to the red light district, just for fun. (No pictures, I did not want to mess with long light exposure AND manual focus.)

Sunday morning, we packed our stuff and left it at the reception, and then we went out to explore some more. The weather was not as nice, and during the day we also had some snow and rain, but it was still great.
One thing the BF as well as my father had told me was that we simply had to go to Rijksmuseum. They have got Rembrandt's "Night watch", among other things. So that is what we did first. Duck went along, of course. We spent a few hours admiring all kinds of arts. A special highlight for me was when I ordered tickets and we were mistaken for Dutch people (they ask everyone not Dutch where they are from, for statistics). Honestly, I had feared that after almost ten years without using my Dutch, I had forgotten everything, but except for one hilarious moment when my speech center crashed and I tried talking English, Dutch, German and Spanish at the same time, I did really well.

This picture is not that interesting in and of itself, but we took a photo nevertheless - for experimental purposes. It seems that FB deletes pictures of nursing mothers for reasons of "decency" or such BS, and we wanted to know whether they'd delete St. Mary as well.

Some sightseeing after the museum - I totally want to go to that pub for food the next time we're in Amsterdam! I mean, who could resist "lousy food & warm beer"? However, on that day we had other plans.

The sight from the top of a shopping center (they were all open on Sunday). I think even with the grey skies, the roofs of Amsterdam still look nice. And the country is really, really flat.

These were our plans for lunch. The best fries in town. Sold from a hole in a wall in this tiny street. People were lining up to eat there. And yes, they were that good.
We went on exploring later and warmed up in a pretty church (and several stores).

Dutch people like to celebrate. Some café had set up a stand selling mulled wine on the ice. There was music and laughter. And the focus was off, I know. Wanted to share the picture nevertheless, I liked the atmosphere.

Some more expressions of Amsterdam. Angry bird cake, an American book store (where we spent two hours!) and a display from a shop in the red light district. "Ass midget" - I am still laughing.
One of many funny displays in the red light district. And then - Picking up our stuff at the reception (doesn't it look nice? You can see that Andrea was "well done", and I assure you I was, too), we headed to the station way too early, where we collapsed inside a Burger King (the only place where we could sit and warm up)
Duck having an eye on our tickets.
So, that was our trip to Amsterdam. No one tried to lure us away and kill us. Which was really quite nice.